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Another Reason Not To Have Kids ; They're Hands Are Always Sticky

by Jim Parish

You know what I do when I come across some weird slimy thing lying on the ground.  I leave it alone and keep walking.   Not a kid.  They have to inspect it. Pick it up. Play with it.  It doesn't matter if it's a living thing a dead thing or something indeterminate.  A kid has to touch it.  That alone would be fine, but here's the really good part.  Kids don't wash their hands!   

OK, I can tell I haven't convinced you.  So here's another reason not to have kids>>