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  • Parker's Random Hot Chicks 10/17/12

    Posted by Parker

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    But on your beach boots and grab you're blaster!

    2)

    Much sexier than the part where he is dying in the river bed.  Am I right?

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    Don't look at me like that!  Wash it!

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    Do a barrel roll!! (Super nerd referance)

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    Forest surfing!  I think it's catching on.

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    Shiny= good

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  • Parker's Random Hot Chicks 10/16/12

    Posted by Parker

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    This is sort of like one of those kids placemats that leave space for you to draw yourself into the picture.

    2)

    It's her Thinkin' spot (It does not get used often)

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    What kind of crazy arts and crafts project is she trying to pass as panties?

    4)

    Is it just me, or does the splash seem to be originating from her pants?

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    Chick logic:  Cold enough for a sweatshirt, warm enough to go pantless

    6)

    According to the internet, this was an ad for milk in Russia.  Dah....very dah (Authors note: I do not speak Russian).

    7)

    There is nothing strange or funny about this picture at all.

  • Parker's Random Hot Chicks 10/15/12

    Posted by Parker

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    The hedge trimmer there sucks.

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    Just chillin'.  Nerd Style

    3)

    Too easy

    4)

    Max Headroom called....

    5)

    HAHAHAHAHAHA.........war

    6)

    Your shirt is my command

    7)

    Super!

    8)

    These things are always a scam

  • Space Jump

    Posted by Parker

    This guy broke a few records yesterday. -Parker

    Here is the setup from Mojo's blog a few day's ago: Click Here

  • Parker's Random Hot Chicks 10/10/12

    Posted by Parker

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    I like shorts high and gas prices low

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    Don't know what's going on here.....but I like it.

    3)

    Who sleeps in thigh high socks?

    4)

    Try the philly cheese steak.  It's actually really good.

    5)

    So....much....inuendo!

    6)

    That dude is about to run her down in his Coolermobile!

    7)

    This space was reserved for a picture of a hot chick driving a zamboni.  Sadly I could not find one.  The internet let me down.  :(

  • Parker's Random Hot Chicks 10/9/12

    Posted by Parker

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    I caught this for ya

    2)

    ???

    3)

    Hi

    4)

    Doing it wrong

    5)

    Boring

    6)

    Ummm....you know you're holding a spoon right?

    7)

    That looks......comfortable.

    8)

    Winter is Coming


  • Metallica Shoes Play Ulrich's Voice With Each Step

    Posted by Parker

    I like Metallica......and I like Vans......but no thanks. -Parker

    Evidently still reeling from the days of Napster, Metallica has announced a new merchandising deal with Vans (this follows frontman James Hetfield’s “rocking” line of sunglasses launched in July). The limited-edition Vans x Metallica 20th Anniversary Half Cab Pro is made of all-black, heavy-duty canvas and suede and features lyrics on the side and a clear rubber sole with Kill ‘Em All album artwork. Unfortunately, Vans’ legal department couldn’t authorize using the blood of Metallica’s fallen enemies in the shoe-making process. Regardless, the shoe you will use to both skate and stomp your fellow moshers’ chests in is available now at most major skate shops (find a dealer here).

    “I’ve been wearing Vans on stage my whole freakin’ career (and way before that!),” said Metallica bassist Rob Trujillo in a statement. “Whether I’m walking the streets of Venice or San Francisco, Vans provides the funk in my stride!”

    The shoes are the first in an upcoming three-tier release schedule. In January 2013, Vans will unveil the “Passion Projects” line, featuring designs from each band member (including Lars Ulrich’s shoe that plays clips of him speaking with each step).Then, in March, Vans and Metallica will celebrate the 30th anniversary of Kill ‘Em All with artwork emblazoned on Vans’ Classic Slip-On and the Sk8-Hi shoes.

  • Parker's Random Hot Chicks

    Posted by Parker

    1)

    Meet Lightning Mcqueen's pervert cousin Hot Dog

    2)

    The beday was broken

    3)

    Remember that scene from Ghostbusters II where the tub started filling up with pink slime?  This is just like that....but blue.

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    This is to celebrate that we are someplace between The 4th of July and Christmas.

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    I like Tony Stark, but I was against the Super Hero registration act, so I'd have to go with the other guy.

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    Looks like somebody wrote all over her while she was sleeping.

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