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  • Parker's Random Hot Chicks 11/12/12

    Posted by Parker

    1)

    I'm predicting she smells unpleasant,

    2)

    yup

    3)

    She looks sort of disgusted by you.  What are you doing?

    4)

    I voted for pizza once.  I was really bummed when it didn't win that supreme court seat.

    5)

    Surprisingly, the first thing I noticed was her eyes.  There must be something wrong with me,

    6)

    This happens every time she gets in the car.  The seat back just can't support that kind of weight.

    7)

    Hmmm.  That doesn't really match

    8)

    AMAZING!  She reads books!


  • It's Official. I'm a Psychopath.

    Posted by Parker

    According to an article by The Huffington Post, these are the occupations that people with psychopathic tendencies are drawn to.

    I was very surprised.  I would have thought we were #1.  The article describes psychotics as "characterized by shallow emotions (in particular reduced fear), stress tolerance, lacking empathy, coldheartedness, lacking guilt, egocentricity, superficial char, manipulativeness, irresponsibility, impulsivity and antisocial behaviors such as parasitic lifestyle and criminality."

    -Parker

  • Parker's Random Hot Chicks 11/8/12

    Posted by Parker

    1)

    One of the better mugshots I've seen

    2)

    It's going to cool off when the sun goes down.  Good thing she brought a sweater

    3)

    The place with the most sharp rocks is always the best swimmin' spot.

    4)

    I think it would be a good joke to turn on a large fan blowing in the other direction.

    5)

    That's not a knife.

    6)

    Ultra glitter super model party!  Hooray!

    7)

    Not invited to the party

     

     


  • Parker's Random Hot Chicks 11/7/12

    Posted by Parker

    1)

    One of our female coworkers walked by as I was posting this picture.  All I could think to say was "Hey.  What's Up?"

    2)

    Watching Halo 4 gameplay vids

    3)

    Did I miss something?  Is denim cool again?

    4)

    Never really figured out why one of the most powerful women in the universe felt the need to dress like a slut.  (Although I am glad)

    5)

    I present.......Nothing!  Tada!

    6)

    For reasons unknown, this comes up if you search for "hot girls voting"

    7)

    Not how you play volleyball ScarJo....just FYI

    8)

    She likes water.  A lot!


  • Parker's Random Hot Chicks 11/5/12

    Posted by Parker

    1)

    Hi.  It's me.  That guy standing over you.  With a camera.  Not creepy at all.

    2)

    Durrr!

    3)

    I just want to pull her teeth out and chew 'em like chiclets

    4)

    Make a note ladies: Buterfly tatts are cliche' and stupid

    5)

    The pink disrupts the camo

    6)

    Hey Minnie!  Lookin' awful.....damp there

    7)

    Soft

    8)

    Presto!  I'm Spent!


  • Parker's Random Hot Chicks 11/2/12

    Posted by Parker

    1)

    Her desk chair is much nicer than mine.  I am jealous

    2)

    I don't know where she is...but it's a very blurry place.

    3)

    Quills are back in style

    4)

    Don't like her nails....would not bang

    5)

    She's having a good time....so that's nice.

    6)

    That material just makes me want to touch it

    7)

    Trust me....you don't wanna know

     


  • Pumpkin Carving With Guns

    Posted by Parker

    I guess if you want to carve both sides at the same time, this is one way to do it.

    I'm pretty sure that the first thing you learn about guns is that they are not toys.  This guy skipped that part.  He should be issued one of these. -Parker

  • Town Hall Debate Auto Tuned

    Posted by Parker

    I'm as sick of politics as the next guy....but I'm a sucker for auto tuned videos. -Parker