Parker's Wild Blog!

  • Parker's Random Hot Chicks 11/27/12

    Posted by Parker

    1)

    I would have come up with some witty "Golden Globes" joke here, but they are over done.

    2)

    The most interesting part of this photo is that none of the dudes really seem to be paying attention.

    3)

    This would be a great way to hold your phone....if you talked from your eye.

    4)

    Impressive.  Although I don't want to be involved in the scenario were this talent would come in handy.

    5)

    This is about the top end of what you can expect the girl playing Black Ops II to look like.

    6)

    "Like"

    7)

    I met a chick who looked just like this the other day.  She did NOT like me.


  • Two and a Half Men Star Angus Jones Hates the Show

    Posted by Parker

    This was pretty interesting.  I don't watch it since I'm always at work, but apparently the kid from Two and a Half Men thinks the show is filth.

    The part where he starts begging people to stop watching is around 7 minutes in.  Of course he also seems to be in some sort of strange cult....so you should factor that in. (side note:  he makes 300,000 per EPISODE) -Parker

  • Parker's Random Hot Chicks 11/23/12

    Posted by Parker

    1)

    Very curly.  If her hair were a sound effect, it would be "BOING!"

    2)

    My hair....so soft.

    3)

    Hi up there....on the ceiling.

    4)

    Somebody is doing that fire all wrong

    5)

    Quick, find the rich guy

    6)

    The shadows make it look like her arm is roasted


  • Parker's Random Hot Chicks 11/21/12

    Posted by Parker

    1)

    Something very good or very bad is about to happen.

    2)

    I like to spend Thanksgiving by remebering what a bunch of murdering jackholes the pilgrims were.

    3)

    Worst...Cook...Ever

    4)

    She's hiding....badly

    5)

    Yeah...that's it.  Kayak for daddy.

    6)

    Skully

    7)

    Could sombody please tell Ms. Fow to keep her filthy "Toe Thumbs" of the counter?


  • Wisdom

    Posted by Parker

    This sums up every job I've ever had in my life. -Parker

  • Avenged Sevenfold Appear as Themselves in Black Ops 2

    Posted by Parker

    I just beat the campaign for COD Black Ops II this morning, and was treated to this awesome video featuring the band as video game characters playing with characters from the game!  Check it out!

    WARNING:  Possible Spoilers and DEFINATE strong language


  • Parker's Random Hot Chicks 11/19/12

    Posted by Parker

    1)

    She looks very concerned

    2)

    One more assist and she'll be able to call in a UAV!

    3)

    I'm glad chicks are dumb enough to ski this way.  It makes the world a better place.

    4)

    I got nuthin'.  Something about a window I guess.

    5)

    She could be missing an eye.  Would that make her hotter?

    6)

    What's going on in the belly button area?  Can you unzip her?

    7)

    Flannel never goes out of style.


  • Dumb Ways to Die Song

    Posted by Parker

    Here is a list of dumb ways to die set to an oddly upbeat tune and video.  It looks like it may have been a PSA for the Metro.

  • Parker's Random Hot Chicks 11/15/12

    Posted by Parker

    1)

    Now pretend you're holding up the wall.  Good....good

    2)

    I don't think the "holding your collar like you're in a glamour shot" was required

    3)

    This chick looks familiar.  Can't place it though

    4)

    Fun Fact:  Girls with smokin bodies who crop their heads out of photos tend to have a face like Carrot Top

    5)

    Move along

    6)

    What a very interesting thing that must be just off to the left.

    7)

    Trippy


  • Parker's Random Hot Chicks 11/13/12

    Posted by Parker

    1)

    Something about this picture makes me want to get markers and color it.

    2)

    Oh.  The clouds make a heart.  That's.....lame

    3)

    Slick

    4)

    I can see you.  Your hiding spot sucks

    5)

    Since she is hot and will never have to work a day in her life, she spends most of her time bedazzling. 

    6)

    Unplug your chargers when not in use to conserve energy.

    7)

    HAHAHAHA!  Look at that guy getting eaten by a shark!  HAHAHAHAHAHA