Parker's Wild Blog!

  • Parker's Random Hot Chicks 12/6/12

    Posted by Parker

    1)

    Show us your Rack!

    2)

    Nothing strange here

    3)

    I consider myself a Hunter hunter

    4)

    Here comes my ride.  This is how I get home from work every day.

    5)

    Soon

    6)

    I'm sick of seeing bacon on the internet.  They should remove it from this photo

    7)

    This outfit was crocheted in a sweatshop full of grandmothers


  • Parker's Random Hot Chicks 12/5/12

    Posted by Parker

    1)

    Two words:  Dat and Ass!

    2)

    The Skies just are not as friendly as they used to be.

    3)

    Ouch!  My Knee

    4)

    That bed ain't gonna make itself.

    5)

    This picture is 48% boobs!  Room for improvement!

    6)

    This bar must have a very expensive cover.  Chicks like this would not be found at bars that don't.

    7)

    Me like shiny


  • The Hobbit Review PLUS New Die Hard Details

    Posted by Parker

    Most of the early reviews seem to be an overwelming "Meh"  Here is one from IGN.com

    And here is a look at the guy playing John McClane's son in the new Die Hard Movie.

     

  • Parker's Random Hot Chicks 12/3/12

    Posted by Parker

    1)

    Are her fingers just curled under, or mutated?

    2)

    Side order of ribs

    3)

    Dudes are slobs?  My ass!

    4)

    She seems to be waiting for something.

    5)

    It fits!

    6)

    There has to be a market for photographers to take pictures of hot chicks and just through an Xbox controller in the shot.  I'm seeing more and more of them.

    7)

    Don't like nose piercings, do like red heads.  What to do, what to do?

    8)

    I was very surprised when this was one of the few attractive people that popped up when I did an image search for the word "attractive"


  • This Guy Did NOT Win the Lotto

    Posted by Parker

    The internet has been around long enough that you should know 99% of the stuff on it is BS.  Fact check before you repost things.  This guy who keeps showing up on Your Facebook page DID NOT win the Lotto.  STOP SHARING IT!!!

    Look at the numbers on his ticket.  On a real ticket they would be in order from smallest to largest.  This is photoshopped.

  • Bikini Hockey League

    Posted by Parker

    Yup.  It's a real thing.  Since it looks less and less likley every day that there will be REAL hockey, I suppose this will do.  From the small amount of actual skating they do in this video, they seem like surprisingly decent players.

    Sort of reminds me of that roller hockey league they had back in the 90's

  • Parker's Random Hot Chicks 11/30/12

    Posted by Parker

    1)

    Minimalism

    2)

    Birds, fairies and flowers are played out as ink goes.  How bout a picture of the pope break dancing?

    3)

    Those are some radical bracelets you've got there.

    4)

    Sure she's an evil vampire.  But you can totally see down her top.

    5)

    I'm thinking they should have posed her next to a rock that looked less like an elephant dump.

    6)

    And I only sleep with whores!  This is gonna work out perfect!

    7)

    That thing on your wrist would look great in the pawn shop window....you know, after I steal it and pawn it while you're sleeping.


  • Parker's Random Hot Chicks 11/28/12

    Posted by Parker

    1)

    If a girl dressed like Bane asks you to go home with her, DON'T!  You'll thank me later.

    2)

    I always prefered the back drops that looked like Neon Lasers and shit.  

    3)

    Let's hang out under the pier.  You know, where the bums pee at night.  It's super sexy there.

    4)

    It's getting cold.  Better put on a scarf.

    5)

    Somebody learned how to download instagram!  Fancy!

    6)

    Sort of looks like she is hanging out on the set of Teletubbies.  (That's right!  I've seen it)

    7)

    Hard to say if she is particulary hot or not.  But she is mowing the lawn.  I hate mowing the lawn.  That makes her a catch.