Parker's Wild Blog!

  • Parker's Random Hot Chicks 1/9/13

    Posted by Parker

    1)

    This is an artists idea of what Lindsay Lohan would look like if you could suck all the crack out of her body.  (author's note: Not true.  I just wanted to write a sentence that included the words suck and crack)

    2)

    You see that strange reflection in her eyes?  I think that's the evil trying to escape.

    3)

    Even she's lookin'

    4)

    Edru was never like this when I went.

    5)

    Odd place for a fur rug.

    6)

    You would have to use a super cool pick up line to bag this chick.  Something like "Hey baby.  My bone is solid adamantium."

    7)

    I like these new military uniforms


  • Parker's Random Hot Chicks 1/8/13

    Posted by Parker

    1)

    BOOM!

    2)

    Is she missing a finger, or just holding them weird?

    3)

    Obviously this is not a chick.  I just thought that since you are probably not dating women this hot, you could use some self affirmation.

    4)

    Water has so many great uses

    5)

    Phone booth not required

    6)

    I miss July

    7)

    This is a good tricept workout on arms day


  • Parker's Random Hot Chicks 1/7/13

    Posted by Parker

    1)

    4 life

    2)

    She must be really bummed about the 700th issue of The Amazing Spider-Man. (For non-nerds: He died)

    3)

    That sweater could be thinner

    4)

    She is texting somebody "HELP I got my thumb cought in my shirt!"

    5)

    This one is juuuust on the right side of postable.  Close though

    6)

    Not sure what she is supposed to be.  I don't really care though

    7)

    Hey!  I'm over here!


  • Parker's Random Hot Chicks 1/4/13

    Posted by Parker

    1)

    Just Cookin'

    2)

    Just Nappin'

    3)

    Just swimmin'

    4)

    Our boss ad a sweater that matches this girl's socks EXACTLY!

    5)

    Sit down!

    6)

    WRONG!

    7)

    Now THAT is photography skill!


  • Parker's Random Hot Chicks 1/2/12

    Posted by Parker

    1)

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....I don't get it.

    2)

    HAHAHAHAHAHA....pants

    3)

    Hi.  Fix your hair

    4)

    You're using it wrong

    5)

    I remember those chairs.  They sucked

    6)

    What the hell is the other one doing?  (you know which one is the "other one" Don't pretend you don't)

    7)

    She looks sort of....dead.  But I think it's safe to say she didn't die of scurvy.  (That's a vitamin C joke folks)


  • Best Kid's Show EVER!!!

    Posted by Parker

    If this is what the kid's shows are like, I can't wait to see the Russian equivalent of Springer!

  • Parker's Random Hot Chicks 12/12/12

    Posted by Parker

    1)

    She must have a good agent.  All her shoots are on very comfy carpet.

    2)

    I had when you try to make a snowman and it has all the dirt and grass and stuff stuck in it.  HOLIDAY SPECIALS LIED TO ME!

    3)

    Power Girl (and friend)

    4)

    This can't really be safe for the person taking the picture.

    5)

    Wonder woman?  Meh.  Better than Average Woman maybe.

    6)

    I am both attracted....and scared

    7)

    Fix your hair.  Would not bang.


  • Parker's Random Hot Chicks 12/10/12

    Posted by Parker

    1)

    I can't figure out if she is inside or outside.  It LOOKS like she's outside....but there also seems to be a glass door behind her.  I mean, WOW!  She's Hot!

    2)

    That wall......it's so confusing.

    3)

    Hellooooooo down there

    4)

    XYZ

    5)

    Getting dressed.   Not her strong suit

    6)

    This ink will look even cooler when she's 84.  Just kidding.  She won't make it that long.