Clearly the best thing about Halloween is that chicks dress like sluts. Christmas may be the time to say I love you. But Halloween is the time to say "I'm a dirty pirate slut with a giant rack and a bottle of captain that I will polish off before the end of the night and sleep with some lucky guy who happens to be in the right place at the right time" That being said, I stumbled upon a bunch of hot celebrity chicks in hot slut outfits today. Here are the best ones.
Kim Kardashian as Slutty Princess Jasmine (Always one of the hottest Disney chicks anyway)
Carmen Electra as slutty Michael Jackson. I'm guessing this was before he died.
Holly Madison. Slutty tinkerbell is hot. Tinkerbell tattoos are not. Those are for fat chicks.
Jennifer Walcott as a slutty mermaid. Oh, to be a starfish this day.
Jenny Mcarthy rocking the slutty maid. Classic, but it still gets the job done.
Slutty firefighter is always one of my favorites. The bummer part is they always end up hooking up with some dude who actually IS a firefighter. This is Lohan by the way.
Say what you will about Paris Hilton, but this is the tastiest Pochahontas outfit ever. Also I just realized that half of these are Disney characters. Thanks Walt's frozen head. Wherever you are.
Which ones do you like?