Parker's Wild Blog!

  • Parker's Random Hot Chicks 12/28/11

    Posted by Parker

    1)

    What? No....I was looking at your.......belt?  No wait, that's no good.

    2)

    What does her face look like?  Does it really matter?

    3)

    Parker's pro tip: Do a google image search for "cleavage"

    4)

    There is no way this is going to end well for anybody.

    5)

    The bad news?  That ain't mud.

    6)

    Batman does not always show up right away.  Sometimes you need to kill a little time.

    7)

    You pass.  Go on in.

     

     

  • 94 Year Old Grandma Dances to Dubstep Music

    Posted by Parker

    In case you have been in a coma for the past few months, dubstep is the new hotness.  Korn's new album is mostly collaberations with big dubstep artists like Skrillex.  Does the fact that this 94 year old Grandma was grooving on some dubstep on Christmas morning mean it's over?  You be the judge. -Parker

  • Portraits of Marines Before, After and During the War in Afghanistan

    Posted by Parker

    Pretty interesting stuff.  I suppose it falls under the category of art. -Parker

    "Felicie’s black and white triptychs display portraits of each of the marines before, during, and after their deployment. There is a definite pattern in the facial expressions of each of the young men, whose ages range from 18 to 26. The first image, taken 5 months before they were stationed in Afghanistan, generally exudes a fresh youthfulness, some displaying a light smirk.

    During their 6-month service, Felicie took a trip to the Middle East and snapped their second portraits. They all have a clear tan, from the sun beating down on them, and any signs of hope and excitement have been wiped clean from their faces. In the final pictures, taken two months after they had returned from their services, the faces appear more weathered, aged, and sullen. There is a maturity that seeps from their eyes. Felicie notes that these men claimed they were unchanged by the war, though they never wanted to go into detail about their personal experiences."

    This story was taken from the My Modern Met website.

     
     
     
     
  • Parker's Random Hot Chicks 12/27/11

    Posted by Parker

    A couple people have asked why it's never the same number of pictures.  Because it's random.  Duh!

    -Parker

    1)

    I wonder if a sandbag will fall on her head if she unties that string.

    2)

    A few of these are going to be Christmas leftovers.

    3)

    Today....for the first time ever.....I wished to be a candy cane.

    4)

    I don't think this one really needs a caption.

    5)

    I'm pretty sure this is a deleted scene from "Cocoon"

    6)

    You had time to polish your floors to a mirror shine, but could not take 2 seconds to put the cap back on the milk?  Not cool.

    7)

    1 out of 4 chicks get angry when you get them sex toys for Christmas.

    8)

    Not a very good hand stand.

    9)

    It's a cold day in the forest.

    10)

    This is the SECOND time I wished I was a candy cane.

    11)

     

    So, this is what it's like to be drugged and kidnapped.

    12)

    Note to self: Get Rich.  Buy Boat.

    13)


    Follow your nose!

     

    14)

  • Young Christian Bale in a Commercial for Pac Man Cereal

    Posted by Parker

    Before he was Batman he was a hooker killing maniac in American Pyscho.

    And before THAT he was a prancing idiot in a commercial for Pac Man cereal.  (Parker's note: Pac Man cereal was actually awesome.  I ate it all the time.)

    -Parker

  • Parkers Random Hot Chicks 12/23/11

    Posted by Parker

    1)

    Hey, I like you vest , shirt, thing.

    2)

    BLOW

    3)

    Oh.  Hello.  I didn't see you there.

    4)

    Merry Merry!

    5)

    You ain't foolin' nobody with them there glasses dummy.

    6)

    Sophistication at it's finest.

    7)

    Chuck who?

    8)

    HULK SMASH!!! AFTER PILATES!!!

    9)

    How considerate of you!  Now I don't need to stand on my toes to get a good look.

  • This Guy Holds the World Record For Pleasuring Himself. AND He Has a Girlfriend!

    Posted by Parker

    This dude won a big trophy shaped like a hand because he is the best self lover in the entire world.  His record breaking session was almost 10 hours long!  The most amazing part is he has a girlfriend.  The fact that the guy who holds the world record for touching himself has a girlfriend and I do not is a little depressing.

    Here is an interview he did that explains how he trains.  There is no nudity or foul language, but you still may want to be carefull playing it at work, for obvious reasons.

    -Parker

  • The Best Christmas Movie Ever? Die Hard. Thus This Song About Die Hard is the Best Christmas Song

    Posted by Parker

    I think we can all agree that Die Hard is the best xmas movie ever made. (Take that Home Alone 2!)  This song and video has been around for a while, but I felt it was a good time to share it with those who had not yet found it.  After all, in the words of Hans Gruber "It's Christmas Theo.  It's the time of miracles."

    -Parker

    WARNING: Strong language.  If it offends you just don't hit play and let the rest of us enjoy it.

  • Parker's Random Hot Chicks 12/22/11

    Posted by Parker

     

    1)

    What's over there?  Why does it need to see your bra? (not that I mind)

    2)

    It's a good thing you're hot.  That pie does not look very good at all.

    3)

    This was the first time the traditional "First Kiss" for a Navy ships return was between two chicks.......and they were both totally hot.

    4)

    Maybe she is not puking.  Maybe she is checking her make up in the toilet water reflection.

     

    From this point on all the chicks will be red heads.   I got stuck in a red head gallery and since I love them so much I just couldn't leave.

    5)

    Hey baby....let me show you my Tri-force.

    6)

    Chicks should NEVER use bubble bath in the bathtub.  This is why.

    7)

    Nice car.

    8)

    Looks chilly