Parker's Wild Blog!

  • Mason Man Calls Police Because He Thinks His Porn Has Subliminal Al Qaeda Messages In It

    Posted by Parker

    Our Engineer sent me this.  It is an actual police report filed in Mason.  It was originally posted at LSJ.com. -Parker

     

    Mason Police Department

    January 1 - A Mason resident called to report receiving subliminal messages he detected while watching a pornographic movie purchased in Jackson.

    The complainant replayed the portion of the DVD in slow motion for the officer, who did note four words he could read and a series of other words that passed so quickly they could not be read.

     

    The complainant stated he reported the incident only because he had read where Al Qaeda was inserting messages into pornographic movies.

     

    The Department has since learned Al Qaeda is not the only purveyor of subliminal messaging through pornographic movies and that this is also an outlaw gang-related tactic.

  • Parker's Random Hot Chicks 1/6/2012

    Posted by Parker

    1)

    Sometimes I wonder why they even put buttons on these shirts.

    2)

    This chick looks annoyed to be having her picture taken.  It also looks like she is the one taking it.  Me confused.

    3)

    Who invited the chick on the right?

    4)

    Whatcha' doin? 

    5)

    Pick up your @#$%ing sweater!  What am I?  The maid?

    6)

    Her shirt is either a picture of Bill Murray, or Sloth from "The Goonies".

    7)

    We used to work with a guy whos daughter looked like this chick.

    8)

    I guess none of them are Canadian

     

     

     

  • Parker's Random Hot Chicks 1/6/12

    Posted by Parker

    1)

    Sometimes I wonder why they even put buttons on these shirts.

    2)

    This chick looks annoyed to be having her picture taken.  It also looks like she is the one taking it.  Me confused.

    3)

    Who invited the chick on the right?

    4)

    Whatcha' doin? 

    5)

    Pick up your @#$%ing sweater!  What am I?  The maid?

    6)

    Her shirt is either a picture of Bill Murray, or Sloth from "The Goonies".

    7)

    We used to work with a guy whos daughter looked like this chick.

    8)

    I guess none of them are Canadian

     

     

  • Casey Anthony Video Blog

    Posted by Parker

    Watch, don't watch.  That's up to you.  I'm just gonna put this here and you do whatever. -Parker

     

  • Parker's Random Hot Chicks 1/5/12

    Posted by Parker

    1)

    Think inside the bun

    2)

    Hooray Beer!

    3)

    There is nothing about this picture that is not awesome.

    4)

    Why is the water all red?  Is this the babes of Mordor calendar?

    5)

    No footprints.  I wonder how she got there

    6)

    Milk was a GOOD choice.

    7)

    This moment broght to you by our good buddy alchohol.

    8)

    Shhhhh.  Don't tell Destro.

     

     

  • Guy Get's REJECTED Hard Core While Proposing on Arena Jumbotron! HAHAHAHA!

    Posted by Parker

    This guy thought it would be a good idea to propose to his GF at a UCLA basketball game just before Christmas.  She did not.  I'm the sort of sick bastard who thinks this is big time comedy.  But if you can't stand awkward situations you may not want to watch it.

    I've heard of these things being staged before, but this was just to uncomfortable to be fake.  Sucks to be you Dude.  Thats what you get fort doing something stupid.  Like getting married.

    -Parker

     

  • Parker's Random Hot Chicks 1/4/12

    Posted by Parker

    1)

    Who is she bringing beer too if everyone is behind the gate?

    2)

    I started to type something like "Gatorade makes you jump higher..." but then I looked at her foot and realized she is a ghost!  AHHHHHHHH!

    3)

    Nice day to be...uh...hangin' out in the woods huh?

    4)

    I don't know why these pictures are getting smaller.  I need to learn technology better

    5)

    Spider woman hangs with dudes who drink Amstel Light.  FACT!

    6)

    There is a website called "Hot Chicks Eating Pizza"  guess what's on it.

    7)

    Marty Mcfly brought this chick with him from 1985.

    8)

    I hope she's not cooking bacon.  That could be dangerous.

    9)

    I like to imagine she is writing a letter to me.  It probably says something cute like "Dear Parker, Stop calling me and showing up outside my bedroom window at 3a.m."

     

     

  • Parker's Random Hot Chicks 1/3/12

    Posted by Parker

    1)

    Do you miss summer time yet?

    2)

    I still prefer summer.  Sorry winter babe.

    3)

    Shhhhh!  Don't tell her that's my chew spitoon.

    4)

    You're sort of like a leopard........cool.

    5)

    A smart phone???!!!  I can't even afford sheets and you want me to buy a smart phone?!!

    6)

    What are you?  A 1970's elf or something?  Nevermind, I don't care.

    7)

    Hmmmm.  Kinda....damp, arn't ya?

    8)

    This is not how I do laundry.  I guess I've been doing it wrong.

    9)

    Yet another costume I don't get.  As long as it looks slutty I suppose it does not really matter.

     

     

     

  • Parker's Random Hot Chicks 12/29/11

    Posted by Parker

    1)

    Pump stupid.

    2)

    They could be twins!

    3)

    Chicks who are paid to be nice to you rock!

    4)

    Swell shirt miss.

    5)

    I bet this suit makes it really hard to sneak up on people.

    6)

    I looked at this one a few times before I even noticed her ass.  Good stuff.

    7)

    This is the type of chick who I would say "Your rose tattoo is stupid" to....the next morning.

    8)

    I think it's cool that they cropped the dog crap out of this one.

    9)

    This HAS to be staged.  Look at the way she's punching.