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  • Charo Kicks Ass at Guitar

    Posted by Parker

    This video also features the notorious ex-con Martha Stewart AND a giant pumpkin.  Good times. -Parker

  • Parker's Random Hot Chicks 1/22/13

    Posted by Parker

    1)

    Hi

    2)

    There are many, many cool things about this photo

    3)

    I have no idea what that is....but sure.  I'll drink some

    4)

    She is taking the Cosmo test "Is your BF a Sith?"

    5)

    As long as you're in there....

    6)

    I like your creepy rabbit ink.

    7)

    Part of me wonders who she just killed.  Most of me does not care though.


  • Parker's Random Hot Chicks 1/21/13.

    Posted by Parker

    1)

    As hot as this picture is, it really doesn't make any sense.

    2)

    Looks good.

    3)

    It would be pretty funny if that banister gave out.  Tragic....but funny.

    4)

    This is a picture of four ninjas.  Only one of them is any good.

    5)

    She's trying to take her own pulse.  Two fingers dear.  Two fingers.

    6)

    I like the way they contrasted the white of the background with the black of her outfit.  Also her cans are pretty awesome.

    7)

    Give dat ass a rest.  It's been workin' hard!


  • Parker's Random Hot Chicks 1/18/13

    Posted by Parker

    1)

    NOOOO WAIT!  THE SEAT IS STILL DOWN!!

    2)

    Check out this art I keep on my bed"

    3)

    Looks like she is getting ready to cut that glass (to paraphrase a cliche' eupemism...if ya know what I mean)

    4)

    Not regulation.

    5)

    I could caption this with soooo many things that would make women hate me....more

    6)

    The first day of summer is only 153 days away!

     

     


  • Coffin Sound System

    Posted by Parker

    Apparently they were talking about this on Bob and Tom the other day. -Parker

  • Parker's Random Hot Chicks 1/17/13

    Posted by Parker

    1)

    It looks like she is pretending to golf...badly.

    2)

    After the black and white photo, I thought you might enjoy this, more vibrant, selection.

    3)

    Glasses.  They don't always make you look smart

    4)

    I like to imagine that this is the chick who lives in the apartment next door to me and she sits like this listening to me play video games all night and longing for me to talk to her.

    5)

    The chick with the smaller rack should not have posed in profile....you know...because of the small rack.

    6)

    What do you get when you cross a stripper with unicorn vomit?

    7)

    "I like your hat"...is the lie I would tell this girl if I ever ran into her at the bar.


  • Parker's Random Hot Chicks 1/16/13

    Posted by Parker

    1)

    Oh.  Hello.  I didn't see you there.  I was just standing in front of this window.  Topless. For no particular reason.

    2)

    Sort of makes you wanna illegally traffic cocaine or something doesn't it?

    3)

    After I finish posting this I am heading straight to the gym.  Why is not important.

    4)

    Spinning Bird Kick!

    5)

    Ahoy!

    6)

    How sophisticated

    7)

    Little too much slack in that line.


  • Parker's Random Hot Chicks 1/15/13

    Posted by Parker

    1)

    Yeah.  Because that's safe.

    2)

    Who cares why?  Get in!

    3)

    Shame.  That looked like a good pie.

    4)

    Cool shirt

    5)

    WRONG!

    6)

     

  • Alice in Chains Tour Dates

    Posted by Parker

    AIC have a few dates coming up.  Tickets go on sale this week.  The closest one I see is in Ft. Wayne.  That's about a 2 hour drive, but worth it.  I lived in Ft. Wayne for about 5 years, so I'm considering going and staying with friends.  Wanna come? -Parker

    4/25: The Fillmore, Miami Beach, FL
    4/30: BUCC Concert Hall, Birmingham, AL
    5/1: William B. Bell Auditorium, Augusta, GA
    5/5: Norva, Norfolk, VA
    5/7: Sands Event Center, Bethlehem, PA
    5/8: Benedum Center, Pittsburgh, PA
    5/14: Lyons Fairgrounds, Sioux Falls, SD
    5/15: Eagles Ballroom, Milwaukee, WI
    5/18: Susquehanna Bank Center, Philadelphia, PA
    5/21: Embassy Theatre, Ft. Wayne, IN
    5/22: Aiken Theatre, Evansville, IN
    5/24: Pinewood Bowl Amphitheater, Lincoln, NE

     

    Taken from the AIC website

  • Parker's Random Hot Chicks 1/14/13

    Posted by Parker

    1)

    BFFs

    2)

    Lucky bamboo.  That stuff does not work.  Don't get me wrong, I'm sure she's lucky, but it has nothing to do with the bamboo

    3)

    Again, I don't see how bathrooms are sexy.

    4)

    I'd be interested to know what would cause a girl in lingerie with skull tatts sitting on a bear skin rug to be taken aback like this.

    5)

    Jordan Carver.  Google image search her.  Trust me.

    6)

    This looks like a nice beach.....FOR PIRATE ATTACKS!

    7)

    All her jacket zippers are broken.  Bummer


  • Parker's Random Hot Chicks 1/11/13

    Posted by Parker

    1)

    What did you do?!

    2)

    Not many people agree with me, but I don't consider the bathroom to be all that sexy.

    3)

    This appears to have been taken with a Fuji disposable camera.

    4)

    Hello

    5)

    Never really been a big Thor fan.

    6)

    She strikes me as the type that would like art

    7)

    I sure hope she washes all that sand off before she gets in the car


  • Parker's Random Hot Chicks 1/10/13

    Posted by Parker

    1)

    using two hands for a self photo?  Pfft!  Amatuer.

    2)

    Sitting on a motorcycle really bums her out.

    3)

    On my way, Satan!

    4)

    There is a GIANT mirror right behind you!  But if you would rather use that tiny one.....whatever.

    5)

    Many people don't know this about Spiderman, but he was able to leap a kitchen chair in a single bound.

    6)

    Not a very good hiding spot

    7)

    Tell that douchebag friend of yours who pops his collar that it was made popular by princesses.