Parker's Wild Blog!

  • New Xbox May not Play Used Games.

    Posted by Parker

    This is pretty big news for anybody that plays video games.  Buying used games and trading in old ones is a pretty big part of the gaming cycle for most people.  The rumor going around is that the new xbox (Currently called xbox 720) Will have a feature that Won't let any game play on more than one system.

    This means you can't loan a game to a friend.  It means you can't trade a game in if you beat it in a couple weeks.  It means you can't buy used games at a cheaper price.  It means the new Xbox may suck.

    The view microsoft is taking is that games should be no different than if you buy a copy of microsoft office.  You can't share or resell that, so why should it be different for games.  They are pissed because the only people that get money from used sales are the stores.  The publishers and developers don't get anything.  I see how you would want to get paid for your work.  But I think a TON of people are going to buy a PS4 instead if they go through with this.  I would.  And I like Xbox.

    -Parker

  • Parker's Random Hot Chicks 1/26/12

    Posted by Parker

    1)

    I Do!

    2)

    More "Art"

    3)

    The "pop a squat" has never been my favorite pose.  But somebody must like it.  So this one's for that guy

    4)

    Yeah.  Make that list.  That's what daddy likes.  Are you going to sort your list by category or chronological order.  Shhhhh.  Don't tell.  Make it a surprise you naughty list maker.

    5)

    I've always liked Fergie.  Even though she wets her pants on stage.  And even if she is wearing a coat she made by killing and skinning Oscar the Grouch

    6)

    With moves like that, she should make enough money to by some furniture in no time!

    7)

    It was nice of whoever did this to place her on a blanket.  That's very thoughtfull.

    8)

    I can't honestly say I have seen a popsicle picture where it was almost gone.  Usually they have a fresh one.  Budget cutbacks I guess.

  • Former Lions QB Jon Kitna to Take High School Coaching Job.

    Posted by Parker

     

    Remember Jon Kitna?  What is he up to these days?  Well, it looks like he will be a Math teacher/football coach at a Washington High school.  The same high school that he attended.  Here is a quote from Kitna that was in the local paper.

    "My wife and I always felt like these years in the NFL have prepared us for what our real calling in life is going to be as teachers and running a high school football program," Kitna told The News Tribune in December. "I don't think there's anything that has changed from that. God has used my time in the NFL to train me to be ready to train young men to be authentic, real leaders, and to have a positive impact on society. And I want to use the avenue of football to do that. So I am very clear, and my wife is very clear in our calling."

    A few people in the community are a little pissed because the school just created a teacher postition for him while ACTUAL math teachers have to wait in line to get a paying gig.  I think that sounds a little unfair to the real teachers.  What so you think?

    -Parker

  • Parker's Random Hot Chicks 1/25/12

    Posted by Parker

    1)

    Don't act surprised.  That bear claims you asked for it.

    2)

    That looks.......comfortable?

    3)

    Power Puff Girls FTW

    4)

    Golf is Good

    5)

    Holy sweet sweet ass Batman!

    6)

    You're doing it wrong.

    7)

    Mojo said he thought this chick was a hooker.  He's probably right......but I'm down with the sweaty look......

    8)

    That's why "A Time to Kill" is so great.  It is literally the sweatiest movie EVER!

    9)

    Ever heard of a Rube Goldberg machine? (This caption is a science joke)

     

     

  • Have You Switched to the Timeline Format on Facebook? You Will Soon. Whether You Want to or Not.

    Posted by Parker

    Most people have at least heard about the new Timeline format for Facebook.  A few of you may have already switched to it.  If you have not, it will soon be mandatory.

    A few Facebook users were sent messages this month that they will be automatically switched to timeline in seven days.  The rest of you should be notified in the very near future.

    Here are some things you need to know about switching.  First, it will only show things you have already made public in the past.  HOWEVER, you may have new friends now, that you did not have then.  This could cause problems if you have a picture labeled "Jenny is such a Bitch!  I hate her attitude and she smells like ham" that you posted 3 years before you and Jenny became Facebook friends.  It would be very easy for her to look that up and slap you with one of her giant ham scented hands.

    That is why it gives you a 7 day window to "clean up" your timeline before it goes public.  I recomend you use this time wisely.  Don't let the automatic switch bite you in the ass.  Be proactive.

    -Parker

  • Parker's Random Hot Chicks 1/24/12

    Posted by Parker

    1)

    This is how George Lucas should have done the new Star Wars Movies.  Screw Jar Jar

    2)

    This is her stool sample

    3)

    What do women do in public restrooms?  The same stupid shit they do at home I guess.

    4)

    She Loves Lamp

    5)

    Oh.  Hi there. 

    6)

    USE YOUR STAR POWER!!!  YOU"LL NEVER GET 5 STARS ON BARK AT THE MOON!  YOU"RE SO USELESS!

    7)

    What if I told you this was a dudes ass?  It's not.  But what if I had told you that.

    8)

    She farted.

  • John Kerry Get's His Ass Kicked in a "Friendly" Hockey Game.

    Posted by Parker

     

    Found this one on Yahoo sports.  I guess when you play hockey with the Kerry family it's go hard or go home. -Parker

     

    NHL teams have visited the White House for years after winning the Stanley Cup, but it's a safe bet that never before has a Senator shown up more beaten and broken than the hockey players.

    Sen. John Kerry (D-Mass.) was part of the ceremony honoring the Boston Bruins 2011 Stanley Cup win, appearing like he had just come from a knock-down, drag-out ruckus.

    Kerry, 68, suffered two black eyes and a broken nose during a "friendly game of hockey" with family and buddies over the Christmas break, according to TheHill.com. If that's the result of a friendly game, we don't want to be a part of an unfriendly one.

    "He must feel like Mitt Romney after South Carolina," Kerry spokeswoman Whitney Smith told the Boston Globe when confirming the injury. Mitt Romney lost the South Carolina primary vote last weekend after a surprise surge by GOP rival Newt Gingrich.

    When asked by a reporter from the Boston Globe, Kerry, who plays forward and right wing,  wouldn't rat out who slammed him with a stick to cause the injuries.

    The senior Democrat from Massachusetts in his fifth term is a huge sports fan. Kerry played hockey, lacrosse, soccer and fencing while attending Yale University in the 1960s

     

    Via: http://www.thepostgame.com/blog/dish/201201/senator-john-kerry-more-beaten-white-house-nhl-stars

  • Science Proves There is No G-Spot....Sort Of.

    Posted by Parker

    Found this one at the Huffington post.  I always had my suspicions.  -Parker

    Researchers have used surveys, imaging scans and biopsies of women, all trying to locate and define the presumably orgasmic area on the vaginal wall known as the G-spot. Based on a review of 96 published studies, an Israeli and American research team came to one conclusion.

    “Without a doubt, a discreet anatomic entity called the G-spot does not exist,” said Dr. Amichai Kilchevsky, a urology resident at Yale-New Haven Hospital in Connecticut, and lead author of the review, published Jan. 12 in the Journal of Sexual Medicine.

    Kilchevsky conceded the work is not “1,000 percent conclusive,” allowing that other scientists could one day find something his team missed. But they would need new technology to do it, he said.

    Modern surveys of women on the subject only confounded the search. From a review of 29 surveys and observational studies, Kilchevsky concluded that a majority of women believe a G-spot actually exists, although some of those women also say they can’t locate it.

    Other researchers have looked for physical evidence. Biopsies of tissue taken from the vaginal wall often find more nerve endings in the area of the purported G-spot than in other regions of the vaginal wall. But Kilchevsky and his colleagues also found biopsy studies with inconclusive results, and the authors point out that sensitivity in the human body isn’t determined by the number of nerve endings alone.

    One 2008 study used ultrasound imaging to explore the vaginal wall of women, and found evidence of thicker tissue in the area of the G-spot among women who reported having vaginal orgasms. Women who said they had never had vaginal orgasms had thinner tissue in that area. However, other imaging studies included in Kilchevsky’s review couldn’t find a conclusive G-spot.

    Ultimately, Kilchevsky said he hopes his conclusions support women who worry they can’t find the G-spot at home.

    “Women who can’t achieve orgasm through vaginal penetration don’t have anything wrong with them,” he said.

    Kilchevsky doesn’t think women who claim to have a G-spot are crazy either. “What they’re likely experiencing is a continuation of the clitoris,” he said. G-spot skeptics often point out that the tissue of the clitoris extends into the body, behind it where the G-spot would be located.

     
     
     
     
  • Steven Tyler's Version of The National Anthem. Bad?

    Posted by Parker

    The internet is buzzing today about Steven Tyler's rendition of "The Star Spangled Banner" at the AFC championship game.  Most sites (such as the Associated Press) are slamming him.  They thought it was pretty bad.  I didn't think anything was wrong with it.  Watch the video.  What do you think? -Parker

  • Parker's Random Hot Chicks 1/23/12

    Posted by Parker

    1)

    I'm glad chair technology has improved since then.

    2)

    How about a giant picture of a blonde chick?

    3)

    Wolf:1 This Chick:0

    4)

    Usually the people in ocean pictures are facing AWAY from the ocean.  I just realized that now.

    5)

    So.  How did your knees get all dirty?

    6)

    Twins are great.  If one stays Hot and sexy, the other one will feel a compulsive need to do the same.  You never see a skinny twin and a fat twin.

    7)

    I guess this is Eve after she ran the snake over with a steam roller.

    8)

    Cheap knock off

    9)

    NO!!!  YOU SLEEP HERE!  THIS IS YOUR BED NOW!

     

  • A Guy In a Batman Costume Dancing.

    Posted by Parker

    This is exactly what the title says.  Not good enough?  Fine, there is also a chick with huge cans dressed as catwoman licking things. -Parker