Parker's Wild Blog!

  • Parker's Random Hot Chicks 10/1/12

    Posted by Parker

    1)

    She must shop for clothes in "Lazy Town"

    2)

    All Aboard!

    3)

    Did I say I was taking you to a fancy restaurant?  I meant abandoned construction site.  My bad.

    4)

    Shhhhh.  She thinks she's really at the beach

    5)

    Beef is good for you

    6)

    I see your clothes are made of curtains.  How very "Von Trapp" of you

    7)

    I wonder what was more expensive, the car or the girl.


  • XBOX Live Will Offer Rewards For Gamer Scores

    Posted by Parker

     

    I thought this was pretty interesting.  It's not a mind blowing amount, but at least it's something.  I think that I have already passed the amount required for the max prize.  -Parker

  • Parker's Random Hot Chicks 9/28/12

    Posted by Parker

    1)

    She's dressed as a Wampa.  If you know what that is, congrats!  You are as big of a nerd as I am.

    2)

    Yes

    3)

    Dolphins.  Bwaaa Hahahahaha

    4)

    I like your shirt

    5)

    And skim the dead frogs off while you're at it!

    6)

    What big ribs you have

    7)

    I have that same outfit in green

     


  • Parker's Random Hot Chicks 9/27/12

    Posted by Parker

    1)

    I don't like it when people touch their teeth.  It gives me that feeling you get when somebody chews on tin foil.

    2)

    So many questions....

    3)

    I got nuthin'

    4)

    Fun Fact:  I do this exercise in the studio when I can't make it to the gym.

    5)

    Wow!  That looks like a pretty crappy playground

    6)

    Look closely

    7)

    Not sure if this is an Easter thing or a Halloween thing

    8)

    She looks like a Whitesnake video


  • Sons of Anarchy Actor Kills Woman and Dies in Fall

    Posted by Parker

    WHAT?  This is just crazy!

    Sons of Anarchy actor Johnny Lewis fell to his death from a building in Los Angeles – moments after he allegedly beat his landlady, an 81-year-old woman, to death, authorities say. 

    Lewis, 28, who played Kip "Half-Sack" Epps on the FX show and who once dated Katy Perry, was found lying in a driveway in the Los Feliz neighborhood near Hollywood on Wednesday, while a woman identified as Catherine Davis was found dead of apparently blunt force trauma inside the building. 

    The upstairs part of the building had been ransacked. Police also found the body of a cat that had apparently been beaten. 

    "It’s a terrible tragedy as far as we’re concerned and were digging into the bottom of it," LAPD spokesman Andrew Smith tells PEOPLE. 

    Officers responding to a 911 call of a woman screaming were told that Lewis had fought with two men – it wasn't clear if this was before or after the landlady was killed – and that Lewis died after a fall, possibly from a wall or balcony, according to police. 

    Detectives have concluded that Lewis killed Davis, and they are not looking for any other suspects, says Smith. There was no immediate indication of what the motive for the murder was. 

    Lewis, who also appeared on shows including The O.C.Criminal MindsBones and CSI, dated Perry in 2006.

     

    Via People

  • Parker's Random Hot Chicks 9/26/12

    Posted by Parker

    1)

    This is actually dangerous.  A number of people end up in the emergency room each year because the glass will break and cut your ass.

    2)

    Can't tell if it's snowing or if this is some kind of nuclear fallout

    3)

    No!  Bad!  Down!

    4)

    Das es goot.  ya?

    5)

    It worked!  Her hair is dry!

    6)

    Hmm, the fan needs to be re-angled or something

    7)

    If you are just sitting around and water starts shooting out of your hair...see a doctor.

    8)

    I don't know what's in there...but it won't take it long to get out.


  • Kate Upton Doing Stuff

    Posted by Parker

    Apparently there was no footage of her reading a book available. -Parker

  • Parker's Random Hot Chicks 9/21/12

    Posted by Parker

    1)

    I met your sister this weekend

    2)

    Nothing wrong with sweating....as long as it's because you work out a lot

    3)

    Very sexy....but what am I supposed to wear to work?

    4)

    Her name must be Mary or Meagan or Marva

    5)

    I like strippers because sparkles

    6)

    That's the same look confused dogs give me

    7)

    ...And it doubles as a Starbucks uniform!

     

     

  • Parker's Random Hot Chicks 9/20/12

    Posted by Parker

    1)

    That rectangular creature in the back looks like something from Star Trek

    2)

    Found her

    3)

    Fire up Chips!

    4)

    Drink-A-Palooza?  Sign me up!

    5)

    I love Vegas!

    6)

    Whatever you're thinking about.....do it!

    7)

    Actual Prison guards look nothing like this.  Don't ask how I know

    8)

    This is sort of like the end credits of the Incredible Hulk TV show.


  • Parker's Random Hot Chicks 9/19/12

    Posted by Parker

    1)

    Well that's just not very sanitary.  :(

    2)

    This is the police!  Drop it!

    3)

    Bruins fan!!!???  No wonder she appears to live in a motel.

    4)

    Solid masonry

    5)

    Always do your hair and make-up before surfing the web in your underwear

    6)

    I like your tatt of a tiger that hates flowers

    7)

    Firefox

    8)

    "Snakes.  Why did it have to be snakes?"


  • Parker's Random Hot Chicks 9/18/12

    Posted by Parker

    1)

    These bridges always make me think of that part in "Temple of Doom" where Shorty falls through after one of the planks break.

    2)

    UCLA cheerleaders....they certainly don't suck

    3)

    Human Centipeding is the new Planking.

    4)

    Some chicks are just so attractive that they become less attractive

    5)

    There are just so many things to say....I don't know where to start

    6)

    Not a hot chick, but I found this picture and felt like sharing it.

    7)

    I must admit, I always suspected.


  • Parker's Random Hot Chicks 9/17/12

    Posted by Parker

    1)

    Ponies and skulls make great tattoos

    2)

    This pic is very soft

    3)

    I have no comment for this one

    4)

    This place looks like it would have a lot of bugs

    5)

    Kaleidoscope

    6)

    Looks windy

    7)

    They set up the beer pong wrong

    8)

    If I were stuck in the desert and could only bring one thing.....