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  • (VIDEO) Excited Train Guy...BIG LOL!

    Posted by Average Joe

    Aside from winning the lottery, would ANYTHING make you THIS excited?  I mean, I can appreciate train horns and all, but settle it down just a tad?

    -AJ

  • (DEAL-BREAKER!) Shia LaBeouf's GF Upset About Him Having "Real Sex" in an Upcoming Movie...duh.

    Posted by Average Joe

    Shia LaBeouf will be having for-real sex in the upcoming film "Nymphomaniac."

    The former Disney star told MTV:  "It is what you think it is. There's a disclaimer at the top of the script that basically says, we're doing it for real. And anything that is 'illegal' will be shot in blurred images. But other than that, everything is happening."

    LaBeouf's co-stars Charlotte Gainsbourg and Willem Dafoe previously appeared together in the 2009 film "Antichrist", which featured an unsimulated sex scene between two porn stars.

    "Nymphomaniac" follows the sexual development of a woman (Gainsbourg) from birth to adulthood. Stellan Skarsgård and Nicole Kidman have also been tapped to star.

    YEEEEAHHHH, this might be a deal-breaker.

    Ya' think?

    -AJ

    Read more and see pic HERE

  • (AWKWARD!) When Exes Become Friends...

    Posted by Average Joe

    Denise Richards and ex-husband Charlie Sheen threw a birthday party at her Hidden Hills, Calif., home for Sheen's other ex-wife, Brooke Mueller.

    Richards threw a pool party for Mueller's 35th birthday and invited family and friends.

    A source says, "Brooke and Denise have spent some time together lately and there is a budding camaraderie there." 

    Plus, the kids have a good relationship with each other and the girls "are like real big sisters to them."

    Now, given the history of Charlie Sheen and his exes, this jsut makes it awkward.  I know when there are kids involved, it's different.

    Could you throw a party with your ex for your other ex?

    -AJ

    Read more HERE

     

  • (YIKES!) 25 Things Your Bartender Won't Tell You...

    Posted by Average Joe

    Here's three of them...

    1. Yell, whistle, or wave money and I'm going to make you wait. Make eye contact and smile, and I'll come over as soon as I can. Know what you want and have your money ready. Don't create a traffic jam.

    2. Start a tab. If I swipe your card five times this evening, that's five times as much paperwork I have to do at 4 a.m.

    3. You want a drink made 'strong?' Then order a double-for double the price.

    VERY interesting looking at the rest HERE

    -AJ

  • Men Should NEVER, EVER...

    Posted by Average Joe

    CRIMES AGAINST FASHION MOST COMMONLY COMMITTED BY MEN (ACCORDING TO THEIR PARTNERS)

    Jeans that are too baggy, high-waisted and ankle grazing, or worst of all, worn with a matching denim waistcoat

    Pants that are too old-fashioned or too small

    Scandalously brief swimwear

    Colorless combos of dull shades of brown and beige

    Sandals worn with socks

    Shell suits

    Overly-youthful hoodies and T-shirts

    Out-dated or too loud patterned shirts

    Read more HERE

    -AJ

  • Want to live LONGER? Do this...

    Posted by Average Joe

    Making just a few changes in your lifestyle can help you live longer. Four bad behaviors: smoking, drinking too much booze, not exercising, and not eating enough fruits and veggies can age you by up to 12 years.

    These nine things will help you do something about it:

    Don't overeat
    If you want to live to 100, leaving a little bit of food on your plate may be a good idea. Studies found that healthy people stop eating when they are feeling only about 80 percent full.

    Get busy
    Having satisfying sex two to three times per week can add as many as three years to your life. Getting busy can burn an impressive amount of calories — sometimes as much as running for 30 minutes.

    Turn off the TV
    Too much time in front of the boob tube can take a serious toll on your health. People who watch four or more hours a day are 46 percent more likely to die from any cause than people who watched less than two hours a day.

    Stay out of the sun
    Avoiding too much sun can head off skin cancer, and it can also keep you looking young by preventing wrinkles, fine lines and saggy skin.

    Reach out
    Research shows that you're at greater risk of heart disease without a strong network of friends and family. Loneliness can cause inflammation, and in otherwise healthy people it can be just as dangerous as having high cholesterol or even smoking.

    Drink in moderation
    Women who have two or more drinks a day and men who have three or more may run into detrimental effects ranging from weight gain to relationship problems. But in smaller quantities, alcohol can actually be good for you.

    Eat fruits and vegetables
    Getting fewer than three servings of fruits and vegetables a day can eat away at your health. Fiber and vitamins in fruits and veggies can lower your risk of heart disease by 76 percent.

    Focus on fitness
    Daily exercise may be the closest thing we have to a fountain of youth. Regular high-intensity exercise (such as running) can add up to four years to your life.

    Don't smoke
    Quitting smoking is perhaps the single most important thing you can do for your health — and your life span. A study found that women who quit smoking by age 35 add roughly six to eight years to their lives.

    Read more HERE

    -AJ

  • It Takes 14 Dates Before...

    Posted by Average Joe

    It takes the average person 14 dates to say "I love you."

    A survey found the average number of dates per week with a new partner was two, meaning that couples tend to first say 'I love you' seven weeks into a new relationship.

    First kisses tend to take place after two dates and the first time a couple has sex is after four dates or two weeks.

    That's maybe a month or two of dating?  Who usually says it first?  The guy.  Because.  Ya' know.  Men are pigs.

    -AJ

  • VIDEO: President Obama Buys a Round of Beers at the Iowa State Fair

    Posted by Average Joe

    (TMZ) Barack Obama threw down for 12 beers at the Iowa State Fair yesterday -- like a boss -- and the crowd loved every second of it ... shouting "FOUR MORE BEERS!"

    The video's hilarious -- Obama even tells the crowd, "Hey everybody who's over 21, you gotta buy a beer!" Let's see Paul Ryan pull something that cool.

    But it wasn't as simple as walking up to the counter -- before Obama came anywhere near the Budweiser tent, his security team descended in full force ... casing the perimeter with bomb-sniffing dogs.

    This is pretty friggin' sweet.

    VIDEO HERE

    -AJ

  • FINALLY! A Ladie Guide To Peeing Outdoors...

    Posted by Average Joe

    PORTA POTTY IS BEST
    When a Porta Potty presents itself, make good use out of it. Use the privacy when you can get it.

    PEEING OUTSIDE IS OK
    The myth that girls can't pee outside is obviously false. So here is the truth: for a girl to pee outside she requires nothing other than a vagina and legs and a private little nook that ideally features a downward gradient and pretty foliage to stare at while you "shake the dew off your lily." There is nothing biologically disabling about female urinary anatomy when it comes to the art of pissing outside. Girls and boys just do it differently.

    LOCATION
    While searching for your secret spot, walk with purpose and don't dally. Look for well-protected areas that aren't too far off the beaten path. Shrubs are ideal because you can get low and hide while you do your thing and allow you to re-emerge into the broad collective quickly, elegantly, and safely. Three walls of protection are best, but two will do just fine. Remember you can also use your clothes as a barrier, sometimes so effectively that you can become your very own bathroom stall. Skirts work especially well for this, but so will your shorts or purse

    TECHNIQUE
    Get as low and close to the ground as possible to minimize spray and noise. One last thing, and this is important: aim your urethra away from your feet.

    CLEAN UP
    Put a little epilepsy into your pelvis and shake. Not too violently though, so as to avoid further splash back. If that discomforts you, try straddling a bush, or some shrubs. Make sure it's not poison ivy, unless you're into that kinda thing. If you did happen to get pee on your feet during your live-stream session, simply rub your feet against something absorbent.  

    THE BOYS' BATHROOM
    If there is no line in the boys' washroom and you feel like your urethra is two seconds away from eruption, don't be self-destructive in the name of saving face. That said, the boys bathroom is only an option when everyone around you is not a rapist. 

    PISSING IN PUBLIC AND THE LAW
    Cops give out tickets for public urination all the time on account of it being "obscene." And that's a real shame, because often times peeing in public is done out of necessity, not pleasure, and you don't have to be a law grad to know that it's a bad thing when your government makes a human necessity punishable.   What we should be practicing is pee respect. Respecting ourselves and respecting the pee. Wow, I did a lot of drugs last weekend.

     

    It's a good day for the ladies.  Try it.  Read more HERE

    -AJ