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  • (PICS!) 8th Annual Pregnant Bikini Contest

    Posted by Average Joe

    Pregnant women in Houston,TX walked the stage and showed off their bellies in 8th Annual Pregnant Bikini Contest.

    Contestants were judged in three categories: diaper changing, for speed; dirty diaper toss, for accuracy; and the bikini competition. During the final portion contestants were asked questions: How far along they were, the baby's gender, where they conceived and in what position. Some answers to the latter questions included during The Rodeo, Walmart parking lot, on a airplane, a boat, and at the mother-in-laws house.

    Wanna' see the PICS?

    -AJ

  • White House Secret Revealed!

    Posted by Average Joe

    Anyone with a home-brewing kit can now drink President Obama's private beer.

    After getting hit with a major petition, the White House gave in and posted a step-by-step video on how to produce the White House brew.

    The key ingredients in White House Honey Brown Ale: amber crystal malt, light malt extract, gypsum, honey, corn sugar, and yeast.

    Mmmmmmmmmmmm beer!


  • Top 5 Men AND Women Lies...

    Posted by Average Joe

    MEN are more likely than women to tell a lie. 

    Researchers found the average male tells three lies a day while the average female tells about two lies a day. 

    But the study found that women were more likely to lie in certain situations, such as when buying new clothes or when trying to avoid a phone call. 

    TOP LIES BY GENDER

    MEN'S TOP 5 LIES

    1. I didn't have that much to drink

    2. Nothing's wrong, I'm fine

    3. I had no phone signal

    4. It wasn't that expensive

    5. I'm on my way

    WOMEN'S TOP 5 LIES

    1. Nothing's wrong, I'm fine

    2. I don't know where it is, I haven't touched it

    3. It wasn't that expensive

    4. I didn't have that much to drink

    5. I've got a headache

     

    TOTALLY TRUE...don't lie!  Hahaha...

    Read more HERE

    -AJ

  • Slash Caught His Mom Naked With WHO?

    Posted by Average Joe

    Slash admitted that he once found his mother naked with David Bowie.

    Slash said he walked in on his costume-designer mother Ola Hudson and Bowie naked together when he was just eight years old.

    Before Ola passed away in 2009, she had worked with Bowie in the mid-70s and designed his outfits during his period with his "Thin White Duke" persona, which included the album "Station To Station" and the "The Man Who Fell To Earth" movie.

    Slash said: "My mom started working with David professionally at first. I'm pretty sure that's how it started. Then it turned into some sort of mysterious romance that went on for a while after that. She did his wardrobe for his whole Thin White Duke period and The Man Who Fell To Earth movie that he did. She did all that and he was around for a while."

    "He was always over, they were always together. I caught them naked once. They had a lot of stuff going on, but my perspective was limited. Looking back on it, I know exactly what was going on. When I look back on that whole combination of people, I can only imagine how freaky it was."

    Ever walked in on YOUR parents?  EWW!

    -AJ

    Read more HERE

  • WATCH: Prince Harry's Naked Las Vegas Romp

    Posted by Average Joe

    First came the photos of a naked Prince Harry playing strip billiards in Las Vegas.

    Now, there is also video of the incident. 

    Sources say there is video of Harry partying naked with women in the hotel room in Vegas and someone is secretly asking around to see how much they can get for it. 

    The video was taken by someone partying with the prince and that person wants to remain anonymous.

    A source says if the video goes public this could be the biggest Royal scandal ever.

    Soooooo...how much will the "source" be getting?  Hmmmmm....A LOT!!!

    Will you watch the video??

    Read more HERE

    -AJ

  • Complaining People Hurt Your Brain...Here's What to Do...

    Posted by Average Joe

    That pain you feel when someone starts complain is real.

    The sound of someone complaining peels neurons away from your brain, and renders it pretty much useless.

    An entrepreneur and author says, "If you're pinned in a corner for too long listening to someone being negative, you're more likely to behave that way as well."


    He does offer some tips for dealing with a Negative Nancy:

    Get Away. Complainers are like chain-smokers who emit dangerous second-hand smoke, so simply move away from them.

    Ask for a Fix. If you're cornered, suggest that the complainer find a solution. But most will just walk off because they "don't want a solution; they just want you to join in the indignity of the whole thing."

    Protect Yourself. When they just won't stop, delve into your bag of mental self-defense tricks, like imagining yourself on a far-away island.

    Read more HERE

    -AJ

  • (FOR REAL!) Nicole Kidman Peed On Zac Efron?

    Posted by Average Joe

    Nicole Kidman had no problem urinating on "The Paperboy" co-star Zac Efron.

    Nicole plays Zac's much-older love interest in the film. She was required to pee on Zac's leg to soothe his pain after his character is stung by a jellyfish on the beach.

    Director Lee Daniels asked Nicole do it for real during the shoot.

    She tells V Magazine, "The peeing thing, I didn't think was that weird, because I was in character. That was for the jellyfish. And for me it said so much about Charlotte. One, she's protecting him. Two, she's tough as nails and no one else is going to pee on this guy.

    "All of that made total sense to me. I just went for it and didn't overthink it."

    Lucky guy??  Read more HERE

    -AJ

  • Prince Harry -- Naked Photos of Las Vegas Rager Leaked

    Posted by Average Joe

    Someone who had a lot of........guts, took THESE pics. I'm sure if a camera was following you around when you were his age, there may have been some interesting pics. No?

    I would pay at LEAST $1000 to see the Queen's face when she sees this!

    -AJ

  • BEST. INVENTION. EVER. Why didn't I think of this?

    Posted by Average Joe

    Soon, there could be ads and coupons on toilet papers in restrooms across the country. 

    A pair of brothers in Rye Brook, New York created Star Toilet Paper which features ads and coupons that are printed with a non-abrasive soybean-based ink on toilet paper that is made from 100% recycled materials.

    People get the coupons by using their smartphones to scan printed codes on the tissues or by visiting the company's website.

    The brothers say they about 50 advertisers so far, who pay $99 for 20,000 advertisements that are displayed on about 160 rolls.

    This seems so simple.  But, I can't imagine looking at the add, then "using" the T.P. and thinking about the product while in use.  That's a pretty crappy experience.

    -AJ

    Read more HERE

  • (SAD PIC!) Is Burt Reynolds in his final days?

    Posted by Average Joe

    The health of Burt Reynolds has gone downhill quickly and friends believe he's in his last days. 

    Tabloid sources says the "Smokey and the Bandit" actor is nearly broke and on borrowed time.  They say he has suffered so many injuries over the years that the 76-year-old actor's legs often buckle and he collapses. 

    Despite the pain, Reynolds insists on teaching a weekly acting class at his Burt Reynolds Institute for Film & Theater in Jupiter, Florida. 

    Teaching is the only thing that is keeping him going

    See his latest pic HERE

    Of course, this is from the Enquirer.  Sad if it's true.  We're pullin' for ya' Burt!

    -AJ